Who Do You Hate At The Fair

[landshark]

Having had a good chance to experience all the grime, gore, grit, and gristle of this year's Fair ... I have come up with my list of the two most annoying and offensive booths the Fair that I HOPE never again set foot on this most hallowed of grounds.

First, is the chipped windshield guys. Set up across from Santillos as you turn from MILLER Court toward Times Square, these red shirted talking heads just cannot let you pass by without standing in your face, waving a white piece of paper, and asking you six or seven hundred times whether you have a crack or chip in your windshield.

I WISH THEY WOULD STOP.

I cant stand it anymore. I have this feeling I am soon going to have a chipped and cracked windshield when I pick one of these hawkers up and shove them through it.


The second most offensive thing at the Fair this year is the Chimp show. I wont even review it. I left in the middle.
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