Dumber than "Sara"

[BlumLaw1]

Yep

I found someone dumber than my poor lost Sara.


Standing in the roadway catching some rays, I seen this sweet young thang come up and just swipe a bumper sticker. It was one of them Drop the Rock stickers we have referencing the Rockafeller Drug Laws.

So, as she starts to make her getaway, I stop her and inquire whether she is going to at least sign my petition before she runs off with a bumper sticker. She asks me what the petition is about. I tell her to read the bumper sticker. She says, "what's it mean?" I tell her its about the Rockafeller Drug Laws. She says "I am not from NY". I asked why she took the bumper sticker. She says "cuz I like bumper stickers." I asked if she was going to sign my petition. She says "I am from Oklahoma". I said, that's "OK" with me. She didnt get it. But, she did sign.

As she was walking off, I asked if her name was "Sara". She didnt hear.