The MarkBlum Report

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Bitch You Got Owned! Elite-Demons DemonEltie

The Float is Over

"Consumers trying to stretch their money have become accustomed to taking advantage of "the float," the time it takes after they write a check for banks to deduct from their accounts. It's a bit of a secret loan, but it's about to be shut down for good.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5880440

"Congress passed the legislation authorizing the change last year. The Check Clearing for the 21st Century Act, commonly known as Check 21, cleared the way for the simplified process by allowing digital images of checks to be deemed legal representation of payment � so-called substitute checks can now be presented to angry landlords or telephone companies as proof of payment.

Another beautiful morning in the Bush era. Just don't lose your head over it like these Nepalese who are sliced and diced. Bring back the Blue Dress Blues

Til Death do them Part, and then some

"A South African man who shot his pregnant fiancée dead before killing himself will be posthumously married to her at the weekend.

http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/423854|oddlyenough|08-27-2004::11:28|reuters.html

"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."

78 More Days

... until the New York State Fair!!!

"Laff in the Dark was the first website dedicated to dark rides and funhouses. After four years, we have developed a huge international network of fans, and feature the greatest collection of dark ride and funhouse information ever assembled. The site was founded because we realized that while there are many websites devoted to roller coasters, carousels, and amusement parks in general, information on our favorite spooky rides was very scarce. So, through our own research and the generous sharing of information and photos from our many visitors, Laff In The Dark has become "World Headquarters for Dark Ride Fans"!

http://www.laffinthedark.com/us.htm

Bush and his Gang of Marauders

Now, they attack teachers. Who next?

First, the White House, then Congress, next came the Judiciary, then State Government, next came the attack on the Media, and now ...

Education Secretary Rod Paige called the nation's largest teachers union a "terrorist organization" during a private White House meeting with governors on Monday.

Democratic and Republican governors confirmed Paige's remarks about the 2.7-million-member National Education Association.

"These were the words, 'The NEA is a terrorist organization,"' said Democratic Gov. Jim Doyle of Wisconsin.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,112247,00.html

War on terror is over !!!

finally, they found the solution. i know i will sleep better nights. pass the sausage, please.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8662232%255E13762,00.html

Stupid pilot tricks

how would you like to be trapped in this airplane with this pilot for a nice long flight?

AN American Airlines pilot asked Christians on his flight to identify themselves and then suggested the non-Christians discuss the faith with them, the airline said today.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8627334%255E13762,00.html